I love to get the paper and sit on the train reading the personal ads. Its not because I'm looking for some desperate guy, it's because they are endlessly amusing. Some of the things that are written disgusts me but some are just so pathetic or stupid that you just cant stop laughing! There weren't any worth mentioning here today, although from now on I will be posting the funniest ones! But until we get some good laughter material, here's one I found a few months ago and actually cut out and saved so that when I am feeling a bit down I can pull it out and laugh for an hour!
"Wife wanted for Las Vegas wedding. Ice cream offered (Walls Magnum). Call me now!"
That's from The London Paper which is the best for really amusing personal ads!